Black and white and slashed all over

THIS, my dears, is how you do sexy secretary.

Michael Kors sent Daphne Groeneveld down the runway in this beautiful monochrome ensemble from his Fall 2011 collection, and office workers everywhere bemoaned their own staid staples.

So while you're checking out the rest of the collection over on Style.com, I'll be busy with an old skirt and a scissors.